I had a microbiology professor from South Africa. He was obviously of British descent & *very* proper. 1 day we had met on campus & chit-chatted a moment. As he was bidding me farewell, he said, "ok, Jackie, keep your pecker up." Well, of course, at first I was a bit taken aback, then, realizing the phrase might have a different meaning in his native land than here, I asked trying both to keep the surprise off my face & struggling very hard not to just burst out in gaffaws, "Uh, Dr. Shiff, do u know what that means over here?" "O, no, I guess not," he replied, sounding a bit flustered. "Well," I answered, casting about for a tactful way to phrase it, "a pecker here is that portion of the male anatomy that rises to the occasion." Obviously highly embarrassed, he responded, "o, no! A pecker is that part of the bird that, well, you know--pecks. It's somewhat similar to, what do u say here--keep your chin up." Smiling, I reassured him, stating that I was glad he'd done that w/me rather than some1 else. I think he was, too. I still laugh about that. On 1/14/08, Grandma Cindy <popularplace@xxxxxxxxx> wrote: > LOL > > G.Cindy > > --- Ann Parsons <akp@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: > > > Hi all, > > > > Translation errors from American to British go the > > other way too. If > > you're British, don't ask an American woman for a > > "rubber" or you might > > get slapped. That almost happened to one fellow I > > heard about who was > > taking an exam and tapped the girl in front of him > > on the shoulder and > > asked to borrow her "rubber". He was *really* > > surprised at the > > reaction! For those who don't know in England > > rubber = eraser. > > > > I'll never forget my father's laughter when talking > > about an incident > > that happened to him at a cocktail party. He was in > > a group of people > > and they were chatting about the ice on the > > sidewalks and such. > > Somebody mentioned that she'd fallen on her "fanny". > > > > One of our dear friends, named Joan, very British, > > said, "I was rather > > surprised when I first came to America because that > > word doesn't mean > > the same thing in England as it does here." > > > > My father asked, "What does it mean, Joan?" > > > > "Oh, George, I couldn't possibly tell you!" she > > exclamed. > > > > "Oh, now Joan, you can tell *me*," replied my > > father. > > > > Dad said she looked thoughtful for about thirty > > seconds and finally > > said, "Well, George, it's not aft it's fore." > > > > Words, words, words they're a delight and a trouble > > and a marvelous thing too. > > > > Ann P. > > > > -- > > Ann K. Parsons > > Portal Tutoring > > EMAIL: akp@xxxxxxxxxxxx > > http://www.portaltutoring.info > > "All that is gold does not glitter, > > Not all those who wander are lost." > > > > Email services provided by the System Access Mobile > > Network. Visit > > www.serotek.com to learn more about accessibility > > anywhere. > > To unsubscribe from this list send a blank Email to > > bksvol-discuss-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > > put the word 'unsubscribe' by itself in the subject > > line. To get a list of available commands, put the > > word 'help' by itself in the subject line. > > > > > > > WISH LIST (called Requested Additions To The Bookshare Collection)is > available at > http://people.delphiforums.com/jamiecalton/Book_Requests.htm > http://www.friendsofbookshare.org/ > http://studentpages.alma.edu/~07jmyate/book_requests.htm > > www.jbrownell.com for miscellaneous and useful threads > > > > ____________________________________________________________________________________ > Looking for last minute shopping deals? > Find them fast with Yahoo! Search. > http://tools.search.yahoo.com/newsearch/category.php?category=shopping > To unsubscribe from this list send a blank Email to > bksvol-discuss-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > put the word 'unsubscribe' by itself in the subject line. To get a list of > available commands, put the word 'help' by itself in the subject line. > > -- Jackie McBride Please join my fight against breast cancer <http://teamacs.acsevents.org/site/TR?px=1790196&pg=personal&fr_id=3489> & Check out my homepage at: www.abletec.serverheaven.net To unsubscribe from this list send a blank Email to bksvol-discuss-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx put the word 'unsubscribe' by itself in the subject line. To get a list of available commands, put the word 'help' by itself in the subject line.