[GeoStL] Re: NGR: Holiday Fun at WalMart (PG)
- From: "Susan Ring" <susanmring@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <geocaching@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 14 Dec 2005 13:46:05 -0600
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Mabe it's an oldie, but i hadn't read it before. LOL
These do sound like things my kid would do......but he's 20.
Susan
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[mailto:geocaching-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]On Behalf Of Mike Griffin
Sent: Wednesday, December 14, 2005 11:26 AM
To: geocaching@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [GeoStL] NGR: Holiday Fun at WalMart (PG)
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Oldie, but, I really enjoy it!
Scroll Down... Parents might want to read before sharing with children..
They might be tempted to try some of these...
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your
spouse/partner is taking their sweet time
shopping:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they
aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in
housewares..... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't
you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your
nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows
where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission
Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different
size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"
"PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
( And; last, but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then,
yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
Mike
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