[GeoStL] NGR: For Smart People Only.
- From: "Matt Link" <mlink219@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: geocaching@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Mon, 19 Mar 2007 07:58:57 -0500
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Normally I wouldn't send something like this to the freelists, but it was
too funny to pass up. I thought too hard on some of the questions.
>Smart People test
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>Only 4 questions
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>This is a test for Smart People.....I have determined that you qualify.
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>The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether
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>are qualified to be a professional . Scroll down for each answer . The
>questions are NOT that difficult . But don't scroll down UNTIL you have
>answered the question!
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>1 . How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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>The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close
>the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an
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>2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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>Did you say, open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
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>Wrong Answer.
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>Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the
>elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the
>repercussions of your previous actions.
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>3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
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>Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You
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>Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you
>still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
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>4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you
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>Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been
>listening? All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference. This
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>whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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>According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals
>they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several
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>answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory
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>most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
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>Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.
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