BA DA BOOM!!!!!!!! LOL GC-RGS wrote: > A pretty lonely guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So > he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an > unusual pet. After some discussion, he decided on a centipede, which > came in a little white box to use for its house. > > He took the centipede home, found a good location for the box home, > and then decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar > to have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, " would you > like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no > answer from his new pet. > > This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked > him again, "how about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" > But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he > waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. > > He decided to ask him one more time: this time putting his face up > against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you > like to go to Frank's Place and have a drink with me?" > > A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm > putting on my shoes!" >